Mechanical Chicken Catcher

This item courtesy of Gizmodo:

"For our readers of farming stock, “Life just got easier,” thanks to Bright Coop’s new E-Z Catch Chicken Harvester. Essentially a vacuum for chickens, this device sucks the wayward birds into its clutches to be quickly filed away into their open coop. The Harvester features adjustable rotating drums, allowing compensation for chickens of all sizes. Bright Coop goes the extra mile with a wholly disturbing video of their Harvester in action. Watch as the operator mows over dozens of chickens and sends them back to their coops, relatively intact. "

Now if we could just get something like that for getting the kids into the car.....