Sunday, October 02, 2005

Marketing Terminology Defined

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

2 Comments:

At 11:35 AM, Blogger Slyeyes said...

*snork*

 
At 11:01 PM, Anonymous Jeff Meyerson said...

That reminds me of the technique they use on the new TV show How I Met Your Mother.

The lead character's friend approaches women in the bar (towing his reluctant friend behind him) and asks, "Have you met Ted?"

Seems to work.

 

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