Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Deteriorata - National Lampoon's Spoof of Desiderata

...and then of course this version, performed by National Lampoon on "National Lampoon Radio Dinner," a 1972 recording by Blue Thumb Records. Lyrics by Tony Hendra.


Introduction

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!

Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.

Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.

Ro-tate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.

Know what to kiss.....and when!

Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.

Wherever possible, put people on hold.

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.

Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Remember the Pueblo.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.

Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.

Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.

Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.

Hire people with hooks.

For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for "Ken."

Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.

And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.

GIVE UP!

Reprise

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

8 Comments:

At 5:00 AM, Blogger Kafaleni said...

You're not having an anti-Catholic kind of a day or three are you, Wys??

*smooch*

Those were funny.. even the bits where I just nodded and smiled because the technospeak was beyond me.

 
At 6:14 AM, Anonymous Jeff Meyerson said...

Wys, I am still frustrated. Check out the MB lately? All you see is Claire Martin (AGAIN) or stories about Britney.

WHO GIVES A CR@P about her?

Anyway, we miss you on the MOAT.

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger wysiwyg said...

Kaf - nope. I just have fond memories at gagging every time I heard the original Desiderata on the radio.....

Jeff: No, I don't have time these days to keep up with the MB, but it doesn't surprise me. Nevertheless, as we highlight with this blog, there has STILL been no denial about the hot monkey sex.

btw, is it Claire, or Britany you don't give a cr@p about? Or both?

Send my regards to the other MOATies, I miss their company as well of course.

 
At 8:06 PM, Blogger Kafaleni said...

Happy Birthday for yesterday, hon...

*smooch*

 
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