Monday, December 26, 2005

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

...thanks to Kaf...

*Schizophrenia* - Do You Hear What I Hear?

*Narcissistic* - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

*Manic* - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Street and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants

*Paranoid* - Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

*Multiple Personality Disorder* - We Three Queens Disoriented Are

*Amnesia* - I Don't Know if I'll Be Home for Christmas

*Borderline Personality Disorder* - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

*Personality Disorder* - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

*Obsessive Compulsive Disorder* - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ....

*Agoraphobia* - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Couldn't Leave My House

*Autistic* - Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock

*Senile Dementia* - Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My lippers and Robe

*Oppositional Defiance Disorder* - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

*Social Anxiety Disorder* - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

1 Comments:

At 3:52 AM, Anonymous insomniac said...

Voyeurism - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

 

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