Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Some more "...walks into a bar..." jokes

One similar to the duck joke:

A grasshopper jumps into a bar. The bartenders says "Hey! You're quite a celebrity around here! We even have a drink named after you!". The grasshopper says "You have a drink called Steve??"

The obligatory lawyer version:

A guy carrying an alligator walks into a bar. "Do you serve lawyers here?" he asks. "Sure do", says the barkeep. "Great", says the guy, "Get me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator".

Very subtle one:

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a "double entendre". So he gave her one.


At 5:16 AM, Anonymous Bismuth said...

Here's something that Dave didn't post:



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