Doctor Bill

Doctor Bill had slept with one of his patients and had been feeling guilty about it all day. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice within himself: "Bill, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go...."

But invariably the other voice inside his head would bring him back to reality: "But Bill, you're a vet..."