Friday, February 01, 2008

Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM Quicky turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!


At 12:18 PM, Blogger Sarah O. said...

Um, I don't like green eggs and ham.

At 12:20 PM, Anonymous insomniac said...


now, for some titles...

Green Eggs and Spam

If I Ran Yahoo!

Hop On SysOp

At 2:07 AM, Anonymous insomniac said...

... And To Think That I Saw It On My Blackberry Screen!

Horton Wears a Wii...

At 8:24 AM, Blogger Sarah O. said...


1. Love the advert. Now I know how Ozzies see themselves and us Yanks.

2. If you turn me in to Blog365, I'll...I'll...I'll...have to get back to you on that.

At 7:57 AM, Blogger wysiwyg said...

LOL! Insom, you crack me up. You should start your own blog you know....

One Phish, Two Phish, Red Phish, Blue Phish.

Oh, the Places You'll Go! - Google Maps slogan.

Cat-5 in a Hat.

Cat-6 in the Hat Comes Back.

Scat - I love the fact that they went to all the trouble of making a crap commercial in order to dis commercial making.

At 7:43 AM, Blogger neophyte said...

Oh. My. Gosh.

And *snork* at Insom. I agree with Wysi, Insomniac, you ought to have a blog.


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