Saturday, October 29, 2005

A Chain Letter For Women

This letter was started by a woman like yourself, in the hope of bringing relief to other tired discontented women.

Unlike most chain letters, this does not cost anything.

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men, and one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have. All that, and the current bastard is only given one chance to enjoy himself!

DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN..................One woman who broke the chain got her own husband back.

At the time of writing, a friend of mine had already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face.



At 8:27 PM, Blogger Kafaleni said...

I didn't exactly break the chain. I posted off my B.O.B. I got a thank you cheque in return, but then these guys started showing up at the door. And no one will send B.O.B back. I'm not doing that again. I'll send em my postman with a "no returns, no refunds given" sticker slapped on his back.


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