GAK!!!!
Number 18.....
*shudder*
1. China has close to 25% of the world's population.
2. Christmas became a national holiday in the US in 1890.
3. Cows sweat through their noses.
4. Deer sleep only 5 minutes a day.
5. Despite a population of well over one billion people, there are only an estimated 250 million televisions in use in China.
6. Dogs can't decipher size. That's why little dogs are mean.
7. Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap.
8. Dave Matthews relocated to the United States to avoid service in the South African Military.
9. Don't even think about having sex while in a moving ambulance in Tremonton, Utah as it is extremely illegal. Of course, a stationary ambulance is another story.
10. Dentists have recommended that toothbrushes be kept at least six feet from toilets to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
11. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.
12. Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes.
13. Coffee was first known in Europe as Arabian Wine.
14. Did you know that 85.7% of statistics are made up?
15. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
16. During pregnancy, the average woman's uterus expands up to five hundred times its normal size.
17. China was the first country to use paper money.
18. During the average human life, you will consume 70 assorted bugs as well as 10 spiders as you sleep.
19. Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live?
20. Death Valley, California, has a point that is 280 feet below sea level.
posted by wysiwyg @ 5:48 PM
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3 Comments:
1. The other 75% were rubbernecking at ABSOLUTELY NOTHING on US Rte. 294 at 2:45 this afternoon.
2. True, but before that we got St. Urho's Day off.
3. And you don't?
4. They spend the other 1,335 eating what's left of my yard's ground cover.
5. And they're all tuned to "American Idol".
6. Everybody knows that!
7. There's an easy blue joke here.
8. Dave Matthews' tour bus also avoids Chicago since dumping hundreds of pounds of "human waste" over a Chicago bridge a few summers ago. It landed on a crowded tour boat.
9. Moving ambulances = kinky sex.
10. Another bacteria control tip from scat (no pun intended): Keep the lid down when you flush.
11. And you can't?
12. So THAT was the weird smell in my first Chicago apartment!
13. Now it's known as Elixer of the Gods.
14. I am 110% certain of that.
15. Not to mention he dissed St. Urho.
16. Mine never shrank back.
17. ...so rich Chinese...oh, no, I'm not really scatological.
18. In Australia, one consumes that many nightly, or so I'm told. :-)
19. That's not what Crocodile Dundee told me.
20. Um...um...um...Oh! Wait! I think I hear my mother calling me!
1. wys, you're right about the sidebar thing. I eventually figured it out but gave credit to martinis because they have done so much for me.
2. I tried, oh how I tried to find a blindingly yellow blog on blogspot. But no dice.
3. Fascinatingly (a total jest word when I use it), this and several other blogspot templates were designed by a high school friend, Jeffrey Zeldman. I'll blog about that someday when I've hit a serious dry spell.
4. I'm so proud! I got my first blog hate mail! Read it in the "I Don't Want to Believe" entry in Ups N Downz comments.
5. Ta for now.
AIRBORNE PARTICLES?????
*runs away screaming*
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