Christmas in Russia

A communist couple are walking across Red Square when the husband feels something cold fall on his nose.

"Its starting to rain", he says to his wife.

"Nonsense!", she said, "Its too cold for that, it must be starting to snow".

Well, as these things do, the argument escalated.

Just as it was it was about to come to blows, the husband notices Rudolf, the local Commissar, walking toward them.

"Hah!", he says, "We'll let Comrade Rudolf decide what is going on".

They pose the question to Comrade Rudolf, who simply responds "Its starting to rain", and walks away.

"Ridiculous!", screams the wife, "How would HE know anyway"

Smirking that smirk that only a male who rarely has an argument in the bag can smirk, the husband replies:

"Because........Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear".