Tuesday, August 30, 2005

[Fwd: Keys locked in your car...handy tip]

Hi, beautiful!! Apparently this really works, but of course, only if you have  a "bleeper" for your car locks.  Handy information to have though!! have an amazing, blessed day... Kathy!!

If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone on your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the other person at your home press the unlock button of your key fob (clicker), holding it near the phone on their end.  Your car doors will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.
Distance is no object you could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk!). 
Editor's Note * It works fine! We tried it out, and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!
Mike's Note *  I locked the car had my youngest daughter call me while I was far away from the car.   I clicked open into the phone and I could hear the car doors unlock through her cell phone..  My daughter confirmed that sure enough the doors opened.
Pass this one on to your friends...

Monday, August 08, 2005

PMS Guide for Guys

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: H ave some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

There isn't much to say to value-add this clip....

Screen cleaner.

(thanks to Jeff Meyerson)